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Happy New Year!

Howdy!!! :-) from Arlington, Texas, USA

Well, what can I say that hasn't been said before?!? These two Caribbean Gems have made the last days of 2011 and the first ones of 2012 the best days of our lives to date! :-)

Happy days.... remembering how to JUST BE. Relearning to laugh (especially at each other), these are the moments that we always recall so fondly with our favorite gypsy pirates, Curt & Victoria. We love you both so much (truly)! This year will hold great things for all four of us, I can feel it. You inspire us to fully realize how to actualize and materialize our wildest dreams.

To living dreams in 2012! May we make them our reality this year! Ravi & Rachel


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Thanks for showing us an AMAZING time. This will be hard to beat. Here are my top 10 memories:

  1. your good cooking
  2. swimming with the turtles
  3. British Flags?
  4. flirty old woman
  5. two words: SHOT SKI
  6. the Zen master of the baths
  7. using Tammy's boob to get free liquor
  8. fighting fish and the octopus
  9. 5 cent Pepsi
  10. late night scotch

Love Todd

I can honestly say this trip has transformed me into a new woman! Not only am I ten shades darker, I am feeling more Zen then ever. Luckily we made our trip documented in pictures because friends and family back home are not going to believe the amazing stories and times that we shared with you. (Even if they are slightly over embellished)! Todd & I truly enjoyed your cooking, company and kind hospitality here on BILLY JEAN. I am going to tell all my friends back home that this vacation has BEEN THE BEST EVER. One hundred times thank you and happy sailing to you both in the future!

Much Love Tammy

Hey Mon,

Me had DEM Mash-up Time with BILLY JEAN. Tanks for Everytin'.

Me love you LONG TIME!


Surfer in large swell!

click on pictures!!!

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Wow! What more can be said. Our third trip with the Billy Jean and you, couldn't ask for more. Ok you could, but nobody listens to me anyway.

Anyhow it was great to be back. Our favorite memories and stories always seem to be about our experiences with Curt & Victoria. This trip will just add more stories and memories. It was a wonderful way to celebrate 15 years of marriage.

Who knows when the 4th trip will be, but I am already looking forward to it. You guys are the best! Doug Baker, Branson MO

From snorkeling with spotted eagle rays & turtles, feeding remoras and watching the wonderings of a pair of dolphins, to dancing, flashing & mooning at Willy T's. Of course as always good food and company! Then there is the land excursions to Jimmy Buffams that I will never forget and my hubby will be eternally grateful for... So thanks Curt & Victoria for another wonderful time aboard the Billy Jean

PS   I get it.    It took me a while, but I get it.

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There were so many great photos from this group. Click on photos to enlarge.

Thank you both dearly for a wonderful 7 day adventure aboard the "Billy Jean". Everyday a new destination. This vacation has totally exceeded our expectations. Spectacular snorkeling - Turtles + spotted eagle rays!! Partying with the Pirates of the Caribbean and of course being tattooed at Willy T's. With Love, Bill & Carol Pitts from VancouvARRRR!!!
Thank you so much for the good times and the memories:

  We were impressed with Victoria's knowledge of the night skies, even more impressed with her wicked laser!

  We were very grateful for the wisdom: If you run into a blind fisherman, give him a beer and everything will be O.K.

  You made us feel right at home with evening "Teckie Talks" and gadget discussions.

  You showed us how to party "island style"  at Willy T's and Michael Beans. ARRR!

  You set the scene for perfect evenings with tasty Happy Hour drinks, amazing meals + a mighty cigar with Ed.

  You broadened our music repertoire with Curt's eclectic iPod playlist.

Thanks for bringing back that sense of adventure I knew when I was a child. This was truly special! Thanks for the memories! Cigars, drinks, tasty food, incredible music and lots of laughs

Ed & Eileen

Thank you so much for these memories, your friendship and bringing out the pirate in me. Love Bubba (the bare)

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The 4th trip on Billy Jean ~ February 24 to March 6, 2009

   To Curt & Victoria

What you get when you mix a German, an A.D.D. Diva, a deaf Irishman & a High Priestess Princess.....

10 days of fun in the sun! We had a wonderful 4th sail on the Billy Jean and look forward to next year!!! We are both relaxed & recharged ready to face the return trip home, filled with fond memories and smiles on our faces.      


PS "The dogs are Gay?!?!"

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February 21, 2009.... To Curt and Victoria and , of course, Billy Jean, thank you so much for a wonderful time! Our honeymoon was a whirlwind of snorkeling, kayaking, sailing, sunning and most importantly ~ Pirates!!! You two are gracious and fun ~ What would we do without our German Master & Commander or our Puerto Rican Princess? Thank you for carrying us safely here and there ~ pointing out he best spots ~and mostly cooking great food! Prost!!!!

All our Love, Chris & Kate Farrell 

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January 6 to 11, 2009

Terese & Michael's Thank you for the beautiful trip! Relaxing aboard the Billy Jean was amazing. We loved the sailing, the food was excellent and you were both gracious host. Our trip was a mixture of adventure, relaxation & culinary delights.

Thank you

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November 7 to 14, 2008

Hillary & Jay celebrate 5 wonderful years together, without the 5 kids!!!!

~ By far the most beautiful scenery we've ever seen. ~ And the best food, (and healthiest!) by the greatest chef, Victoria, and her "sidekick", Curt!  But, on the last night he proved he wasn't just another pretty face, he can cook too! (....Yummy Banana Pancakes, Fantastic meals made by both our host!) ~ We went  to ~    St. John & SNORKELED! checked in @ Tortola, then Cooper Island . Next came Virgin Gorda! (my personal Favorite), Saba Rock , the "Bitter End"... "Hello!!! I am German!!", Franklyn at  The Rock and the next morning The Baths! (Jays Fav). We saw , "Baby!" , the newly named "PeckerRock" , a FLAMINGO! , A Double Rainbow!!   and finally"Willy T's". ~ Thank you to you both for a FABULOUS & very memorable adventure!!! 

xoxo Hillary & Jay "him"

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Dear Curt & Victoria,             Billy Jean is my lover!!!!             October 5 to 12, 2008

Thank you so much for an unforgettable "Honeymoon"! This has definitely been a week full of memories for both of us ~ a trip that we'll reminisce about forever. Some of our favorite times:

Driving on the "wrong" (left) side of the road.

The food & drinks ~ amazing! (I'm going to e-mail you for recipes!)

SNORKELING in the beautiful, crystal clear water ~ a first for Deanne.

Barracuda that circled the boat, and feeding the remora.

And many more.........

But most importantly, you've been the best hosts in the world! Thanks so much for your gracious hospitality, the camaraderie, and wonderful conversations. We hope you will visit us at Lake Oconee in GA, and we'd love to bring the bass boat to FL!

Brandon & Deanne

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May 17 to 24, 2008

We had a great week aboard Billy Jean. We especially loved the morning snorkeling! Exploring Virgin Gorda on a scooter was great. I actually survived Walt's scooter driving ~ it was a little scary at times :-). Thanks for all the advice on where to go and what t see on the islands. Thanks again for a wonderful week. Walt and Nikki VanHouton


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Where is North?

May 2nd, 2008

E ç


Curt & Victoria,

We had a great time. It was different! The food was great & the drinks were great.

We started out white & now I (Nickie) am red.

For the two peps from Arizona the water was chilly.

Come see us in Arizona for a different heat.

Always & Different, Nickie & Ross Kinsey



        è W


It's going to rain.


Where's the bathroom?

The two of you are like a living book!




Curt I fixed it!

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April 19, 2008

Well, what can we say? Three times a charm! Barney and I work very hard through out the year and our travel schedules have become more hectic then ever! But at the end of our day, when we put our heads down on our pillows ~ one thing that keeps us motivated: to step on the Billy Jean and set sail off to  some beautiful island with a great couple we now call "Friends". Thank you for bringing us peace and calm back to our world. All the sleep that we have aver lost (since the day we were born) we caught up with our "shut eye" on the Billy Jean. It will be said to leave you both as we are sad to go home. You guys have re-energized our batteries! Now we will be fully equipped for Barney to continue his success with his Carbon 6 project and for me to continue to help American look younger. Looking forward to seeing your happy smiles in October 2008. Love,    xox

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Feb 17 to 27, 2008

Curt and Victoria were generous enough to share this with us ...

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A recipe for a superb vacation

Start by removing from -45º icebox and quickly warm by 70ºc.

Allow adequate time to settle with a marinade of wine.

Begin by briefly mixing and tossing then while things relax, slow the process. Sit overnight to allow a rest of still and quiet.

Start adding the following ingredients in no particular order:

incredible snorkeling stargazing topped with a lunar eclipse Virgin Gorda scooting bird and fish watching a variety of motor and sail wonderful meals awesome meals

The secret is just the right mixture of sun, cloud, wind, rain and calm.

Throughout freely add stimulating conversations and laughter to taste with generous amounts of wine and other liquids.

The special seasoning is the love and partnership that Curt and Victoria share.

The Billy Jean is the perfect vessel for preparing this banquet. Thanks for the wonderful 10 days.

Dan & Lois, Yellowknife, North Territories, Canada 

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December 29, 2007 to January 5, 2008

Happy Year 2008

"Our Trip was soooooooo GOOD!"

  New Years Eve at the Rock

Would you like another beer? ~"YES!"

  Star gazing with the Celestron and the wild Green Laser.

We're just going out for one beer!!.....

  Our wild night on Virgin Gorda (we will never tell!)

Asking the same questions over & over & over again.

  Restless Leg Syndrome and the tought of having to strap Emily down.

Sambuca (no further explanation needed!)..., Emily's water skiing & sore legs..., Rum, Rum, Rum..., Late night talks with Curt..., Snorkeling & Kayaking..., Learning the difference between sea sickness & hangovers!..., Sea dolphins on the way to Virgin Gorda..., Beautiful destinations..., Delicious unique meals..., Breakfast, lunch & dinner "This is so good!"..., I AM NOT HUNG OVER!... Kerrie & Emily

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Dec 3 to 10, 2007

We left Quebec City in a snow storm one week ago! Sun, sand and sailing for a week in paradise.

Thank you Victoria and Curt for making my 1st sail trip a success and my husband will be more than happy to come back sailing now that I know the wonderful world of sailing!

We look forward to gazing at the Caribbean stars but for now, we will be closer to the north star.

Have a great holiday. Thank you for the great vacation.

Marie France and Jean Pierre Bilodeau, Quebec, Canada

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October 7 to 16, 2007

If I had to title the trip, it would be...  "FUN ~ FUN ~ FUN!"

As a "Wannabe" Sailor I've been plotting a sailing trip for years and this was the perfect execution of it. Modern life is way too fast and spending time at 2 or 3 knots puts things back in perspective.

I really loved spending a week in a swimsuit, or less, long sessions of swimming and snorkeling only interrupted by a wonderful meal, or a nap. What a rough life!

The sea is a cauldron of life and the simple act of swimming through it and witnessing its beauty has been an experience I will never forget.

I want to come back already! You guys were really great with improvising a "Plan B" and I'm so happy Judy had a good time. Watching her enjoy herself was fun too.

I am not ready to move back to dry land, but its great knowing how easily we can do this again. We share a love for things of simple beauty and don't know any better way to do it then from a sailboat. Judy and I are going to have so many nice things to relate to our friends and family, but credit is due to you and the lovely Billy Jean for making this happen.

We don't want to go home! We really needed this trip and you did a great job giving us a "trip of a lifetime", but we are not done! It doesn't have to be a singular experience and we are sold on this. This time we spent on Billy Jean recharged us, rejuvenated us, and we're ready to resume our "landlubber" life knowing that we're only a few hours away from paradise.

Pete & Judy Flynn, Pflugerville, TX "Gem of the backland prairie"

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July 2 to 8, 2007


A Sailing Adventure of a Lifetime...

...with a couple that we became very comfortable with, passing the time, laughing, lounging and sharing stories. An easy passage, smooth sailing ~ nice job Curt, sailing around the rain. You guys are the best! Thanks for taking us up on the exchange. We had the time of our life's! We rekindled our love and friendship and are ready for another 10 years of marriage!

High Lights


Best weather, warm water with fabulous snorkeling


spotted eagle rays


scooter on Virgin Gorda


sex on the beach

Love Pam and Rob Decker              You always will have a place to stay in Hawaii, Waimea

Remember V & C, to save time, always carry a spoon & tie "IT" on a string! LOL ! If you have a sniffling problem ~ remember a NOSE HAIR will take care of it.

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2nd time on Billy Jean

March 2 to 12, 2007

Thank you so very much for celebrating our 13th Wedding Anniversary with us. Words cannot express the joy and peace that have fallen upon us after spending ten days in Paradise and also on thee Billy Jean with the Love Birds of all love birds! Barney and I arrived on board march 2 emotionally and physically exhausted from the hustle and bustle from working 24/7. The gift you both blessed us with gave us peace of mind, body and soul. -Also the gift of your friendship is the most meaningful to us both.

we look forward to taking another journey with you guys in 2008. Will it be July or September 2008??? We will see...

Thank you for sharing your hearts and home with us. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! may all the love & joy you share with others come back to you today and always.

With Love & Light, the Purple Dinosaur, Barney...  


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~ December 30th 2006 ~ January 6th, 2007 ~

Happy New Year ~ Curt, Victoria and Amanda!

A lovely vacation ~ Thank You to all!
B anana Flambé ~ "Delish!"
C ave ~ super cool
D olphin following us as we headed out!!
E xcellent, sunny weather!
F ull Moon Party! ~ so much fun ~ dancing under the moon!
G irls just wanna have fun!
H appy Hour!!!
I Love the BVI's!


J olly Roger's New Year Eve Party ~ Victoria tooting her horn!
K urt's sailing
L ovely snorkeling
M oko Jumbies ~ so cute! Loved dancing (& flashing the crowd accidently)
N orman Island ~ Willy T's
O ctopus ~ so cool!
P arty! Party! Party! ~ Pirates Party Harty! Yeah! Michael Beans!
Q ueen Angel ~beautiful 12' big!
R arr Matey ~ R is the first letter of the Pirate Alphabet
S norkeling ~ seeing turtle, octopus, tarpons (huge), beautiful fish, corals and starfish
T rellis Bay Full Moon Party
U  R the best!
V egetrian cooking ~ very good ~ thanks for adapting to our needs.
W onderful weather ~ warm water
X tradinary Vacation
Y not sail to the BVI's
Z zzz... sleeping in and relaxing!
Thanks for the memories! Love Scott & Kristen

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November 12-19, 2006

Thank you so much for helping me make the waning days of "Greg's 30's" so fun! (Yes ~ I know he will get so much wiser now) You are both so charming & lovely, that the charter life seems excellent ~ until I realize how hard you work!!! There are many memories we could thank you for, but the shining examples follow...

~showing me how to prepare veggies so they actually be eaten, including "broccoli a la dinghy"

~ my favorite dessert ~ German Chocolate, YUMMY

~ taking us to so many beautiful places that will be the back drop for the 2007 swim suit calendar. (Clearly I will never run out of "oh Wow!"

 ~ teaching me the slick bikini top trick (front tie way cooler) and inspiring me to wear Curt's two favorite colors (and apparently Greg's as well) ~ short and tight

~ putting the kayak in so many time because we love kayaking! (especially to small private islands, That's a different memory card!!! he he he)

~opening the door to Old San Juan and El Yunque. Truly an inspiring and lovely experience. Thank you for sharing your beloved place.


~ determining (with much trial & error) the exact number of glasses of wine (red Only) to help me sleep on the boat and be un-hyper........-ish!       Greg & Teresa Driskell , Indianapolis, IN

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November 4-11, 2006

Thank you SO MUCH!! We  had a great time with all the Island Hopping. We Loved Virgin Gorda and the Cucumber fish. The meals and drinks were great. Norman Island with Willy T's, alot of fun.We were very impressed at what you guys do in tight quathers. Good Luck! and Thanks again for having us on our 20th". The weather was good and could not have been better.

Thank you for making our 20th so special. Thia was a great experience for the two of us. Loved the BVI's and the Rock Cafe. We will never forget this trip and meeting you guys. You made great meals and great desserts!! Thank you, Chuck and Janice

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October 28th to November 2nd 2006

Swiss made trip (joint venture with Canada)

"It takes all kind of people to make a world"

Happy Halloween!!!!

Dear Victoria, Dear Curt, Thank you very much for the nice time with you in this part of the Caribbean. I had so much fun and at the same time I really could relax. Food was great, sailing and the swimming... Better then expected!!! Hope to see you again in the Swiss Alps. Thanks again for all, Markus


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August 14 to 21, 2006

We can't thank you enough for making our honeymoon the most special week of our lives! We loved getting to know you, the BVI, and the sailing life. Your dinners and life lessons were much appreciated and enjoyed

some of our favorite memories:

          ©©the "secret beach on Anagada, followed by an illegal lunch

          ©©perfect sunsets

          ©©the huge (<20 feet at least!) shark

          ©©the most beautiful beaches

          ©©water skiing lessons

Again thank you for a wonderful trip. We can't wait to come back to see the Spanish Virgin Islands with you; hopefully you'll make room for 3!

Mr.& Mrs. Mesem, Long Island New York

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April 25 to May 5, 2006

Yo-ho-ho... and here's to...

... wiping out your cache of M&M's & gummy worm!

... snorkeling, snorkeling & more snorkeling & seeing turtles, barracudas, stingrays, starfish & loads of gorgeous tropical fish.

... being promoted from swebee to rum-runner in just over a week! (way to go Bryon)

... draining your supply of Jim Beam Black & Margarita Mix (way to go Bryon, again! ;-)

... soaking up those glorious rays!

... being treated to the most amazing whale-watching ever!

... star-gazing under this glorious Caribbean sky...

...and all the AMAZING adventures (to many to mention!!) we've had these past 10 days! You're awesome host.... THANk YOU!!, Bryon and Evelyn

PS If you crave a snowy , blowy, freezing vacation... come to Canada! We'd love to reciprocate the hospitality! :-)

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April 8th to 14th, 2006

Dear Curt & Victoria,     We are so grateful to your mother Victoria, for being so flexible that our vacation became possible. We were so in need of some relaxation and we certainly got it. You were such gracious host anticipating all of our needs. I've never been fed so well and with such enthusiasm. Thank you for showing us your world and making us feel welcomed and well cared for. Thank you especially for enduring Bill and his please for you to open a restaurant. Really though, the food is that good. Until we see you again, and we will, wishing you all the best in the years to come.  Janet & Bill

P.S. Parmesan shrimp, fried peppers, filet mignon, sesame peppered broccoli, smoked peas, banana pancakes. yum yum :-)  We look forward to seeing you and eating with you again ~ you're terrific ~  Bill

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The Baker Experience "Part II"

March 31st to April 7th, 2006



Thanks again for another wonderful vacation! The Spanish Virgin Islands are great. The whole trip was perfect. The snorkeling was the best yet especially around "Diks Bay." The kayaking was good at Porto Manglar. The sea cucumbers and starfish were bountiful.

Next time we might bring the kids...... maybe not. Sailing together with you on the Billy Jean is one of the best things we've ever done as a married couple.

Thanks for the wonderful trip, food, education and conversation.

Doug and Tisha Baker Branson MO

P.S. No Tan Lines

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December 23rd to December 30th, 2005


Victoria and Curt,

Thank you, Thank You, Thank you for a fantastic week on your beautiful boat. We have been to some great places together - maybe the aptly named "peace and love" at Little Harbor was our personal favorite but all the islands were worth a week never mind the odd day that we managed. On board the way you looked after us could not have been better if we had been family. The cuisine out shone any of the restaurants we visited and I woke up every morning with eager anticipation of the days creation. We hope that your charter business goes from strength to strength and we will be sure to pass your details on to anyone heading for the Caribbean. Take care of each other and hope to see you again XXXXX Mike

Dearest "wei duo li ya" (full of beauty and grace) and "ke de" (polite German)

Thank you so much for a wonderful week together. You have made my first sailing holiday very memberable - the islands have been magical, food spectacular and we learnt alot from sailing with you - even though i maybe the sleepiest guest you have had.... so far. We wish you many happy & successful charters & business ahead & if you sail or fly to China, we would love to see you there!!

Happy , Healthy & Prosperous New Year  :-) Jwee  BEIJING CHINA



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December 1 to 8, 2005

We can't thank you enough for making our honeymoon and first sailing experience out of this world! We had so much fun, too much sun, the most delicious food and wonderful company. Thank you for making us so comfortable and "telling us" how to relax and what to do & when! We needed it!! From snorkeling around Watermelon Cay to livin' it up at Willy T's we enjoyed every miniute of it! We may not have all our "own" pictures but our memories will live on in our  minds forever! We will surely meet again, Thank you so much! With Thanks & love Bethany Roxo     God Bless!

Thank you for the wonderful trip. From the USVI to the BVI and back again it was a honeymoon trip we will never forget. You are great people and I feel like we became friends and that is how I would measure a great crew. Besides you also made us wonderful food, from snorkeling, to Foxy's, Willy T's, Virgin Gorda Baths, the bathroom on Peter Island, our first Black Santa Cause, the ribs on St. John, everything was better then I could have imagined. Please feel free to visit us in the Northeast when you come up next. We must stay in touch. Thanks for a great honeymoon. Nate Roxo

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November 2 to 9, 2005

We can't thank-you enough for the fabulous week aboard the Billy Jean. You exceeded our expectations and we tank you for it. You took us to some of the most beautiful and breathtaking spots. We would not have been able to experience unless we were with you guys. Your experience and professional were top notch. We felt safe knowing you both had a passion for sailing. The meals you served were out of this world! The planning that went into them was much appreciated and we enjoyed every one!  Cocktails were great especially the German Chocolate Cake!

Highlights: The Baths, The Rock (Spencer), ATV riding on Jost, Mark at Foxy's (one too many Firewater's), Real Estate Book, Delicious meals, perfect music, cruise ship sailing into the sunset!

Thank you again Mark & Melanie Teliska :-)  P.S. Visit us when you come to NY at Gourmeli Cafe

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June 25th to July 2nd, 2005

The second time was as good as the first, ok maybe better ~ except for the mosquito's (that would have been a great Scrabble word).  I can't wait to come back and try water skiing again. The food was fabulous, the scrabble fun and the sunsets gorgeous, but the company was the BEST! Curt & Victoria you are the best and made our vacation a fabulous experience once again. I can't wait to come back and do trip number three. And Yes, Richard is still talking, but as we found out no one is really listening. Thanks for a great trip, Frankie Laurent

Frankie & Richard

Life is Good!

Were off to see the wizard

He's so cool

hellooooo out there

ok, what did they say, so i can get up????

Skies and knees together ~ arms straight ~ hold on

you do it like this

like what? Oh, yeah right!!!

ok, ok, i got it~ knees and skies together ~ arms straight and hold on!!!!

thats a GREAT BOAT!!!

the cool kids on the block :)


Yum, they feed us on this trip.

you want me to do what????



My hope was that our second trip on the Billy Jean would be as great as the first. It turned out even better. The "Spanish Virgin Islands" offered more secluded beaches, and moorings. The food was even better , since Frankie let Victoria do seafood. The Red Snapper was fantastic! We learned many new words, that are only useful in Scrabble. I now know that an "ecu" is an old French coin, and that a "Ree" is a female Eurasian sandpiper. I can't wait to use them in my day to day life. Frankie's water skiing success will be a cherished memory. We learned the salsa at the Pool Palace in Old San Juan, and even played some pool. The "El Yuque Rain Forest" hikes were beautiful. The only problem with the trip was that it ended to soon. Thanks for Everything, Richard

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May 31 to June 9, 2005

The perfect honeymoon to follow the perfect wedding and hopefully to precede the perfect marriage!

We have thoroughly enjoyed every minute aboard the Billy Jean. You are both excellent host and tour guides. With in only a day or two we forgot that we were guest and felt like we were among friends. You did such a beautiful job capturing all the fun and of course the relaxation on film. We will treasure those pictures and the memories forever.

Our List of Favorite Things on the Billy Jean:

Breakfast: Banana Pancake

Water Sport: water skiing

Seclude Island: Culebrita

Desert: Banana Flambé

Suggestion: nude snorkeling

Joke: the parsley joke

Lunch: Greek Salad

Drink: Rum Punch

Dinner: grouper, broccoli & potato

New Friend: Barry the barracuda

Bird: Boobies! real ones are good too

Coffee: Mocha Java

appetizer: cheese tartlets

Please let us know if and when you stumble across the perfect piece of real estate and or the perfect boat for us. Or whenever you are ready to become land lubbers and pass on the Billy Jean, give us a call. We hope to be back vacationing again with you soon. We'll make sure to refer you to all our friends & family. They'd love it! Especially the awesome food.

Please come and see us next time you are in New Orleans/Mississippi. We'd love to have you stay with us or at least meet up for a quick visit. You two are such a cute and happy couple who seem to enjoy everyday of life. Thanks for giving us an example to model our married life after! Best wishes for a long and happy life together.    Jamie & Jason Weil   very close to New Orleans

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May 27, 2005

Our first sailing experience could not have been more pleasurable!  The food, so gourmet!! Billy Jean ~ she was so comfortable ~ a true home away from home. You made us feel truly welcomed. The scenery was spectacular! But ~ or shall I save "However" the host & hostess were fantastic ~ we now have new friends & family. The week went to fast. We put ourselves in "Good Hands", we will have to "sail away" again. We are so glad we met you ~ you will have to come to California!! I will think of you every time I cook one of your dishes! :)    Love Ya, Alex and Kathleen    


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April 11-19, 2005


What a week! Sailing is a great experience. Thanks for the chance to see the islands from the "other side".

We certainly won't forget Victoria catching the fish (+ Curt removing them) and the rain forest experience was awesome! But nothing can compare to the barracuda encounter.

You already know how much we loved the food. Unfortunately ~ I can't tell you which meal was the best ~ because it was all fantastic. Thanks for a lovely week aboard "Billy Jean".                                               Charlotte & Bill Hough


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March 30 to April 6, 2005

March 30 to April 6, 2005


Dear Victoria ~ What a fabulous week! You took Gill from a cranky, old fat guy to a sweet naked guy who will have had prints on his butt for life! What can we say ~ it was just an excellent trip we will never forget ~ from the snorkeling to the 3 excellent meals we had every day ~ from Virgin Gorda to Trellis Bay to Virgin Gorda to Trellis Bay.     Thank you so much for showing us the beautiful BVI's. You told us you wouldn't steer us wrong & you didn't! You are the best captain & chef ever! Thanks for sharing some of your "secret" recipes... Thanks for showing us the Southern Cross and spending the time pointing out other stars. It was a trip we will never forget... Sandy was such a sweet heart... best crew in the islands I'm sure! I hope we didn't corrupt her too much... being the rude crude dirty stay outs we are! Thank you for a fantastic time... so F***in what Victoria!! Love you Gill & Lori Dutson, The Utah Jacks

Victoria, thanks for a wonderful time! I can see why people pack it up to live here. The meals, the snorkeling, sailing was all wonderful. I would highly recommend this to anyone! Thanks for putting up with us. "It was a wonderful cruise". Love you, Kelly Hensen

Thanks so much it was fabulous! You were both great to be around. Can't wait to be back. Love Pattie Pilgrim


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March 4-11, 2005


Thank you so very much for a wonderful week on Billy Jean. You are both considerate host, fabulous cooks, great captains and warm fun loving people!! Every meal was a true adventure in itself and I really don't ever want to cook again! I am sure you ordered the perfect weather and calm seas just for us, in the same manner as everything else you did. The snorkeling and diving were fabulous and we appreciate you being so blasé' about the "white butt turtles". I would love to go shopping with Victoria as she has the most fabulous outfits! Thank you for sharing your lives with us. Wishing you the best of luck with you business, good health and lots of love!!!! Marlene



Thank you both for a memorable week! Curt's seemingly effortless seamanship made the yachting experience great, and Victoria's statuesque appearance was breathtaking. Thank you Curt for assisting me in my purchase of a waterproof case for my digital camera. The pictures attest to this. To both of you, your cooking was absolutely fantastic, we loved every meal. Sharing stories about our lives made this a friendship as much as a charter. Thanks for everything. Terry



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January 21st  to 25th , 2005 and January 21st to 27th,2005

The Better Then, The Legacy Cruise!!!



And he took Naps!

"Outstanding ~ Everything"

Jack, ~ Orlando, Florida


Thank you! Thank You! Thank You! You both treated us like royal family from the minute we arrived. Drinks in our hands, munchies on the table always, causing a smile on our faces. We felt like we were #1 instead of #2001. The food was delicious, cooked with care and flare. Thank you for warmly welcoming us into your exclusive family of cruisers. Ted & Claudia Bowler from San Diego, California

I don't think the Legacy could even come close to the "Billy Jean". Thank you for opening our eyes to the wonders and beauty of the Caribbean Islands & all the great hospitality & food! :)  :) It was just a taste and we can't wait to get more of Paradise! With much appreciation & friendship Ted & Claudia


Here's to Wine, Men & Woman, and to you Curt & Victoria for giving us one of the best weeks ever! Thank you ~ and here's to the next sail.  JR from Orlando, Florida


January 15-22, 2005

Thank you for an incredible sailing adventures where words aren't enough. The Rain Forest was beautiful, the dining was to die for, the scenery was awe-inspiring and the company was even better!!! We will take back with us many great memories, and I take such great pride in how well I did my job during the "Chinese Fire Drill/Dinghy Rescue". Don't forget the jelly fish patrol, great political discussions, fine cigars, booby flashings and Chip's never ending "Stupidica". Absolutely the time of our lives with our new friends. Can't wait to come back for another sailing adventure with "ya'll"!!               Much Love   Chip and Michelle



We had a wonderful time, soon we will be in rehab, reminiscing all those Fantastic "Happy Hours - Happy Endings". Every day was and adventure we will never forget. The food was incredible. I especially liked Curt's coffee selection for the day. And will remember the school of jellyfish, How beautiful! and scrambling to get back to the boat. Old San Juan bought back memories from years past. We will never forget you both or this trip.     We'll be back.     Lots of Love,     Maureen and Bob

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Dec. 31, 2004 to Jan. 8, 2005

"Oh what a Year!!!"

You guys created a terrific vacation / 2nd Honeymoon for us. The BVI's are no adventure compared to the "Spanish Virgin Islands".  Go Immediately! Culebra was awesome, Flamenco Beach was the best beach I've ever seen

From there Curt and Victoria took us ~~ Cayo de Luis, Palominos, etc ~~ into the rain forest, seamlessly, great guides, great friends.      Kevin Hawley,                   Lima Ohio     <--- Land of Ice Storms... --->


Whew! I was afraid Kevin would leave no room! You know how long winded people of his avocation can be... Enjoyed the stimulating conversations (political discussions), fantastic food, new and interresting to see... Great adventures and great friendships to relive over and over again... fun tid bits... the rain and rain again; "short" walk to the beach; blue Mitsubishi SUV's; San Juan policeman; diamonds are a girls best friend; country music; nightly cigars; 12 foot waves and endless swells; no land in sight! Could go on forever. Thanks for the memories; take care of your selves and Bis Morgen!    Aimee


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